Osama Bin Laden is a reptoid!
I think it was some faggot practicing "alchemy" that blew up my apartment. I'm convinced half the units in this complex are meth labs.
Spider Demon: 1. GhostUnit414: 0.
Tonight on UPN 13 ACTION NEWS, what you don't know about personal teleporters CAN KILL YOU. We'll tell you what it is after Star Trek.
It's shit like this that gets Oliver Stone off.
There is no power greater than Superman and that's that! Well, maybe Batman.
"Freaky" is the kind of guy you see on those freeway off-ramps asking for money.
If you want something done right gosh darnitt, send a scientist!
This Week on Something Awful...
All Six Uses For The Human Hands
We use the hands to shred PHONE BILL. We know not where PHONE BILL originated, nor do we know what it means. These are matters of some philosophical debate. Some say the entire subject is out of our hands.
Our Madre service will disrupt the way momming is done
Our Madre app will commodifying momming and connect Madres with our users.
Magician's Suit at the Dry Cleaners!
"Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No?"
Awkward Apocalypse Moments!
I hate when it's apocalypse and relatable awkward shit happens to me... fuck...
![DEATH OF A CLOWN [...] JERRY LEWIS](http://i.somethingawful.com/sasbi/promo/c113d499/cd1461d6/bc2f2db7/c99fcd47/14867t.jpg)
DEATH OF A CLOWN [...] JERRY LEWIS
"HEY, L-A-A-A-D-Y !!" R.I.P. JERRY LEWIS 1926-2017
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