Osama Bin Laden is a reptoid!

I think it was some faggot practicing "alchemy" that blew up my apartment. I'm convinced half the units in this complex are meth labs.

Spider Demon: 1. GhostUnit414: 0.

Tonight on UPN 13 ACTION NEWS, what you don't know about personal teleporters CAN KILL YOU. We'll tell you what it is after Star Trek.

It's shit like this that gets Oliver Stone off.

There is no power greater than Superman and that's that! Well, maybe Batman.

"Freaky" is the kind of guy you see on those freeway off-ramps asking for money.

If you want something done right gosh darnitt, send a scientist!

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