Osama Bin Laden is a reptoid!
I think it was some faggot practicing "alchemy" that blew up my apartment. I'm convinced half the units in this complex are meth labs.
Spider Demon: 1. GhostUnit414: 0.
Tonight on UPN 13 ACTION NEWS, what you don't know about personal teleporters CAN KILL YOU. We'll tell you what it is after Star Trek.
It's shit like this that gets Oliver Stone off.
There is no power greater than Superman and that's that! Well, maybe Batman.
"Freaky" is the kind of guy you see on those freeway off-ramps asking for money.
If you want something done right gosh darnitt, send a scientist!
This Week on Something Awful...
Grandpa didn't die flamethrowering the Vietcong so the wrong gender could gas up a helicopter
The world doesn't make sense. We taxpayers have to buy breasts for genderbenders while our boys in uniform aren't even allowed to flamethrower anybody.
Dear President Oboe IV
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Remorseful Hitman Kid: Back For ONE LAST HIT!
You don't have to buy this on shutterstock. I've calmed down since last time.
Legend On Legend: Solid Snake Interviews Mario
Snake: "Who the hell are you?" Mario: "It's a-me, Mario!"
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