Osama Bin Laden is a reptoid!
I think it was some faggot practicing "alchemy" that blew up my apartment. I'm convinced half the units in this complex are meth labs.
Spider Demon: 1. GhostUnit414: 0.
Tonight on UPN 13 ACTION NEWS, what you don't know about personal teleporters CAN KILL YOU. We'll tell you what it is after Star Trek.
It's shit like this that gets Oliver Stone off.
There is no power greater than Superman and that's that! Well, maybe Batman.
"Freaky" is the kind of guy you see on those freeway off-ramps asking for money.
If you want something done right gosh darnitt, send a scientist!
This Week on Something Awful...
I Cannot Continue to Review Mobile Games for a Network Funded by Vladimir Putin
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Grandmas at Large
Be on the lookout for these armed and dangerous oldsters.
Recaption New Yorker Cartoons!
These cartoons make a lot more sense now, thanks to these straight-shooting captions from the Goons!
Call of Cthulhu "1990's Handbook" - Saved by the Yith (part 5)
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
Awful Things for Sex!
WARNING: These products can cause SEX DEPRESSION. Do NOT think about who is using them, or why.
About This Column
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.
