Osama Bin Laden is a reptoid!
I think it was some faggot practicing "alchemy" that blew up my apartment. I'm convinced half the units in this complex are meth labs.
Spider Demon: 1. GhostUnit414: 0.
Tonight on UPN 13 ACTION NEWS, what you don't know about personal teleporters CAN KILL YOU. We'll tell you what it is after Star Trek.
It's shit like this that gets Oliver Stone off.
There is no power greater than Superman and that's that! Well, maybe Batman.
"Freaky" is the kind of guy you see on those freeway off-ramps asking for money.
If you want something done right gosh darnitt, send a scientist!
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Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
Awful Movie Awards 2015
Take a look back with us at some of the best and worst awful movie moments of the year!
Pet Disasters!
Pictures of cute animals are taking the Internet by storm! (It's a very destructive storm.)
Convincing People to Buy Mediocre Games, PAINTBALL MAX'D
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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