I read that entire paragraph and when I was done I felt dizzy and stupid. Thanks a lot "dan".
Pretty soon a furry is going to plant child porn on my computer and you'll never see me again. It would be easy to do too because they can just pick something from their own collections.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Shit! Why didn't we think of that before. Hold on a second.
WHERE CAN I SCORE SOME WEED?
Knights of the Old Republic is coming out for the PC next week.
My money disapears all the time. Into Microsoft's bank account LOL. They're rich you know.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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