Halo Vs. Counter-Strike. It would be a huge! Just think of what a smash-hit The Jetsons Meet the Flinstones was.

Girls? On the internet?

This guy is obviously a fake. No black man would be caught dead playing Everquest.

Probably, but I don't think Mac users are prepared for the raw intensity that is shooting poorly made models in Counter-Strike.

A bootleg copy of a video game was sold in Asia?! Well I never!

Good advice.

Guys I run random executables that strangers tell me to download and now my computer resets every five minutes what's wrong?!?!?!

Good game dude.

I wonder if this guy even knows what a cd-key does, much less where to find it.

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