I couldn't even get my cousin's phone number. And I just wanted to know when my uncle's funeral was.


She chose a path of darkness?


When you find out you are related to them???


This guy is a living stereotype.


Haha oh no, cousin love isn't like dirty sibling love. It's amazing how there are hierarchies for crazy disgusting acts. You know, I am into straight heterosexual sex with women I am not related to. I have the right to look down on both of you!


Yeah you're pretty much going to be screwed up mentally for the rest of your life and every guy you meet is going to have to deal with it until they get fed up and leave. On the bright side, I am eating some really good chili as I type this.


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