Damn intolerant liberals. Won't even give incest a chance... Vote Ron Paul 2008!

No, you're just a freak who wants to slide your finger up your cousin's buttcrack.

I think you call them sex partners.

Gave Birth to Grotesque Creature (51%)

I can't imagine how many pounds these three posts represent.

Is star1a's post just a roundabout way of saying her cousin fingered her? Probably.

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