Soon enough, dear. Soon enough.

Can you explain what kind of boobs an 8-year-old girl could have? Leave out no detail please. Thanks in advance.

The only way to win her heart and live happily ever after is to shoot yourself in the face.

This movie must be like the holy grail for cousin couple advocates. The one who finds it will become head freak I guess.

It's true that poems don't have to rhyme and all poems should be about incest.

This is getting me so hot.

Ungh! Slide it in there, Bubba! Tell me I'm as beautiful as grandma. Tell me! TELL ME! AHHHHHHH I'M CUMMING COUSIN BUBBA!!!

Just because Darwin was a freak doesn't mean you can be one too. Darwin earned that right.

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