I know fuck all about music but someone said this guitar forum was horrible so I'm just going to go ahead and take their word for it.

Darwin the crazy incest freak made it all up, that bastard.

Let's talk about guitars then.

I love it when 14-year-olds discuss science.

Why does the Internet allow these forums to exist? If forums like this weren't around that's like 2 more seconds of porn to download and enjoy. Sounds like a good trade to me.

I don't know anything about Nirvana so maybe this is funny?

No I only post about liking little girls ironically.

One time I didn't feel depressed afterwards.

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