Save Lives in May
In case you weren't aware, we were all supposed to die. According to
leading scientists astronomers someone with a scientific background of any kind an Internet fellow, a huge comet fragment was supposed to slam into the Atlantic or somewhere on May 25 and totally ruin our weekend. It's too bad, I really liked it here.
Jeff is a fool, we've known it all along.
See you on the other side, Eric. That is-- if there's anyone left.
The moon basically acts and sounds like an enormous wiffle ball.
My contacts could beat up your contacts.
This is almost as good as Y2K.
OH GOD FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID IT'S COMING AT 3 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT WE'RE ALL DOOMED
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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