Save Lives in May

In case you weren't aware, we were all supposed to die. According to leading scientists astronomers someone with a scientific background of any kind an Internet fellow, a huge comet fragment was supposed to slam into the Atlantic or somewhere on May 25 and totally ruin our weekend. It's too bad, I really liked it here.

Jeff is a fool, we've known it all along.

See you on the other side, Eric. That is-- if there's anyone left.

The moon basically acts and sounds like an enormous wiffle ball.

My contacts could beat up your contacts.

This is almost as good as Y2K.

OH GOD FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID IT'S COMING AT 3 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT WE'RE ALL DOOMED

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