THE KINKY ZONE!!
"Dan Stevens" is the very model of mental health.
This post reads like a Yakov Smirnoff bit.
I have this fetish for a very muscular woman with orange hair wearing nothing but a top hat and twirling a lasso.
I also have a fetish where I steal car batteries.
Everyone longs to find their one perfect fart buddy.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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