THE KINKY ZONE!!
"Dan Stevens" is the very model of mental health.
This post reads like a Yakov Smirnoff bit.
I have this fetish for a very muscular woman with orange hair wearing nothing but a top hat and twirling a lasso.
I also have a fetish where I steal car batteries.
Everyone longs to find their one perfect fart buddy.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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