THE KINKY ZONE!!
"Dan Stevens" is the very model of mental health.
This post reads like a Yakov Smirnoff bit.
I have this fetish for a very muscular woman with orange hair wearing nothing but a top hat and twirling a lasso.
I also have a fetish where I steal car batteries.
Everyone longs to find their one perfect fart buddy.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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