THE KINKY ZONE!!
"Dan Stevens" is the very model of mental health.
This post reads like a Yakov Smirnoff bit.
I have this fetish for a very muscular woman with orange hair wearing nothing but a top hat and twirling a lasso.
I also have a fetish where I steal car batteries.
Everyone longs to find their one perfect fart buddy.
You ask how his day went and he responds, "Fine." Or, you ask what he's up to and he says, "Nothing."
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
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