Hand me that defibrillator, you sexy stud!
Ed's house smells like old cottage cheese.
Personally I'd rather be boiled alive than subjected to the hulking ass of "Big Susan"
Something inside is telling me that it might not be a good idea to participate in fetishes that cause you to die. Maybe it's just me.
It's all fun and games until you try it on a beehive.
Maybe his parents forgot to do that rubber band thing with the umbilical cord after he was born.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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