Hand me that defibrillator, you sexy stud!
Ed's house smells like old cottage cheese.
Personally I'd rather be boiled alive than subjected to the hulking ass of "Big Susan"
Something inside is telling me that it might not be a good idea to participate in fetishes that cause you to die. Maybe it's just me.
It's all fun and games until you try it on a beehive.
Maybe his parents forgot to do that rubber band thing with the umbilical cord after he was born.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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