You know you're working with sound minds when you have suicide hotline numbers on nearly every page.
Ghost Dad is just a movie.
He's talking about sweat, right? Sweat?
I doubt very much that "Bimmer Chick" is a 40-year-old bald man.
Try punching your face to loosen up the fat and then massage it down towards your neck.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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