You know you're working with sound minds when you have suicide hotline numbers on nearly every page.

Ghost Dad is just a movie.

He's talking about sweat, right? Sweat?

I doubt very much that "Bimmer Chick" is a 40-year-old bald man.


Try punching your face to loosen up the fat and then massage it down towards your neck.

Ah, youth.

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