THEY WALK AMONG US. Actually, I'll bet it's more like "THEY LUMBER WHILE WHEEZING LOUDLY AMONG US."
Whoa, psionic cockblock!
If "BlackTiger" didn't adblock everything this could have been solved by now.
Ugh, not stony again. I'm ashamed, frankly.
"Psi_Ninja" has only discovered one weird thing? We've discovered like 20 in the last half hour alone.
"Enigma" never had the talk. It's just as well, considering he or she shouldn't be procreating for any reason.
Good workout this week, everybody. Thanks to my forum friends paulsan, cisneros, Wildfire, ohnoitschris, BreathMints, Capt_Jim, brehonia, NoControl, Lain Wave, Sireg, AntiEverything, Gowb, A Certain Ratio, japanther, ohmeebaglod, bbchops, goatmouth, MrCringerpants, hat inspector, and Novocaine.
Do you have a link to a forum? Do you need to forward a ghost story to just one more person to avoid bad luck forever? Send me emails!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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