THEY WALK AMONG US. Actually, I'll bet it's more like "THEY LUMBER WHILE WHEEZING LOUDLY AMONG US."

Whoa, psionic cockblock!

If "BlackTiger" didn't adblock everything this could have been solved by now.

Ugh, not stony again. I'm ashamed, frankly.

"Psi_Ninja" has only discovered one weird thing? We've discovered like 20 in the last half hour alone.

"Enigma" never had the talk. It's just as well, considering he or she shouldn't be procreating for any reason.

Good workout this week, everybody. Thanks to my forum friends paulsan, cisneros, Wildfire, ohnoitschris, BreathMints, Capt_Jim, brehonia, NoControl, Lain Wave, Sireg, AntiEverything, Gowb, A Certain Ratio, japanther, ohmeebaglod, bbchops, goatmouth, MrCringerpants, hat inspector, and Novocaine.

Do you have a link to a forum? Do you need to forward a ghost story to just one more person to avoid bad luck forever? Send me emails!

– Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

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