"embrace's" computer burst into flames out of embarrassment.
NO COMBAT!! You'll make us all look like a bunch of psychos!
Yeah I'm just going to buy my rat-headed little latchkey kid some swords. What's the worst that could happen?
"bladeslinger" adds insult to injury. It's kind of a change of pace for him since he's only really familiar with the injury part.
"Hey, so you guys supposedly have super powers and could tell me about the future or where some hidden treasure is or whatever? You wouldn't happen to know where my Nintendo games are, would you?"
Okay, now you guys are just being lazy.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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