"embrace's" computer burst into flames out of embarrassment.

NO COMBAT!! You'll make us all look like a bunch of psychos!

Yeah I'm just going to buy my rat-headed little latchkey kid some swords. What's the worst that could happen?

"bladeslinger" adds insult to injury. It's kind of a change of pace for him since he's only really familiar with the injury part.

"Hey, so you guys supposedly have super powers and could tell me about the future or where some hidden treasure is or whatever? You wouldn't happen to know where my Nintendo games are, would you?"

Okay, now you guys are just being lazy.

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