"embrace's" computer burst into flames out of embarrassment.
NO COMBAT!! You'll make us all look like a bunch of psychos!
Yeah I'm just going to buy my rat-headed little latchkey kid some swords. What's the worst that could happen?
"bladeslinger" adds insult to injury. It's kind of a change of pace for him since he's only really familiar with the injury part.
"Hey, so you guys supposedly have super powers and could tell me about the future or where some hidden treasure is or whatever? You wouldn't happen to know where my Nintendo games are, would you?"
Okay, now you guys are just being lazy.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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