"What are you doing? God, you're ruining it, this thing that isn't even real!"

Either he's bullshitting or this construct "lilhawk2892" speaks of was made out of Erector set parts.

Also no tagbacks, no multiplying insults to infinity, and no do-overs or else you're a sissy.

C:\Documents and Settings\XxPsiBoi89xX\My Documents\My Pictures\Regret Someday\Bathroom Battle\

What's worse than a girl having a seizure at school? A girl having a seizure and the nerd behind her crying because he's convinced he caused it. Wait, I take that back because it sounds pretty entertaining.

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