"Hey, you got chocolate in my nonsensical, pseudophilosophical tripe!" "You got nonsensical, pseudophilosophical tripe in my chocolate!"

"Kakureru" has another shadow problem besides this one: It's really, really big.

"Karasu" apparently has to wait for the sun to go down before she can leave the room. That doesn't seem to be an uncommon thing with these kinds of forums.

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn!

SURPRISE!!!!!

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