Oh man oh man where do I put my credit card number? Or you know what, even better, I'll just mail them my wallet and then they can keep sending me copies of this shirt until I run out of money or die.

AAAHHHHHH A MUSHROOM MADE OF MAN

I get it, if we make it okay for kids to be fat then they'll be perfectly normal and fine. Now if only we could let heart disease and diabetes in on our little decision everything will be just dandy.

Make that "deposed belly queen". I've seen daytime talk shows.

Sometimes I love to just stick my face down in a fold of skin and sniff and sniff until I pass out.

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