Think American women suck? Then the American Women Suck forums are the place for you! Get out all your bitter aggression towards women in one convenient place!

All women should have to pass a cooking course in order to be granted a marriage license!


You gotta shape up! Cause' I need a man! Grease lightnin'!


Asian women. Petite and sweet. Easy to beat.


It's always a good idea to take some time out of your busy schedule of hating women to do some serious Jew bashing.


Heh, because women are stupid. That's a good one.


Women fukken suck!


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Men don't get angry! Men aren't cashiers! American women! They suck!


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