If this ain't bitterness I don't know what it is.

The Wicker Man is the end of male supremacy as we know it!

I want to see that butt.

If I were a woman I'd be gay. Men are disgusting.

Maybe she should have visited the "American men who travel to foreign countries to fuck little kids" district.

This coming from a guy named Ranma.

If there wasn't some imaginary network of evil feminism infecting America's universities then I'd have nothing to complain about on the Internet!

Yeah, the women sure are in control.

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