DO NOT POST WHILE HIGH



If you're lucky you aren't posting on the DollWars forums.



Emo dudes are great when you're in high school and you need a guy you can basically push around and stuff.



Is this some kind of sex thing? If so I'm in!



Aw.



Okay then!



You have to squint to read it but you can literally feel the angst from this post.



BLUE'S CLUES

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