DO NOT POST WHILE HIGH
If you're lucky you aren't posting on the DollWars forums.
Emo dudes are great when you're in high school and you need a guy you can basically push around and stuff.
Is this some kind of sex thing? If so I'm in!
You have to squint to read it but you can literally feel the angst from this post.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
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