"So what are you up to, Joe?" "Oh nothin', just hangin' out!"
I want a talon but only because I want to reenact that scene from Jurassic Park where Sam Neil scares the fat kid.
You can stop the pain by not sticking metal shit into your body parts.
Maybe that's too extreme even for these guys.
Ladies, please don't cut off your pretty lady feet for this idiot.
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Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
Around the web and back again to you, the lord of the webrings.
For every two dollars spent, you get just under one skeleton. A troubling proposition.
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