"So what are you up to, Joe?" "Oh nothin', just hangin' out!"
I want a talon but only because I want to reenact that scene from Jurassic Park where Sam Neil scares the fat kid.
You can stop the pain by not sticking metal shit into your body parts.
Maybe that's too extreme even for these guys.
Ladies, please don't cut off your pretty lady feet for this idiot.
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Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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