Whenever someone on a porn forum says "this is going to seem very strange to many of you" you'd better listen the fuck up because he's not lying.

Apparently "rade0n" is older than 17 and that fact combined with the rest of his post absolutely confounds me.

The Legend of the Stinky Woman never has a happy ending.

You can call this post Egypt because denial flows through it for miles and miles.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit A.

Roger that, gold leader.

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