Whenever someone on a porn forum says "this is going to seem very strange to many of you" you'd better listen the fuck up because he's not lying.
Apparently "rade0n" is older than 17 and that fact combined with the rest of his post absolutely confounds me.
The Legend of the Stinky Woman never has a happy ending.
You can call this post Egypt because denial flows through it for miles and miles.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit A.
Roger that, gold leader.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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