Whenever someone on a porn forum says "this is going to seem very strange to many of you" you'd better listen the fuck up because he's not lying.
Apparently "rade0n" is older than 17 and that fact combined with the rest of his post absolutely confounds me.
The Legend of the Stinky Woman never has a happy ending.
You can call this post Egypt because denial flows through it for miles and miles.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit A.
Roger that, gold leader.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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