I saw that Batman movie with Mr. Freeze in it and felt like I got fucked over for $7, which is pretty close.

"k8_fan" is obviously not a parent himself and the world is that much better off for it.

Failed dreams and broken promises.

"mastab8r" is turning it up a notch! (He hates it when his toaster strudels are still cold in the middle.)

Thanks "Mobius83," I think I just levelled up in self esteem.


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