But I sure as hell have tried!
I have a razr phone all tricked out with the hottest Halo 3 ringtones and backgrounds and, uhm, I have no friends. Hope this helps.
REVERSAL OF FORTUNE
You'd think he'd be More concerned about his mom finding his porn, not his girlfriend.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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