But I sure as hell have tried!
I have a razr phone all tricked out with the hottest Halo 3 ringtones and backgrounds and, uhm, I have no friends. Hope this helps.
REVERSAL OF FORTUNE
You'd think he'd be More concerned about his mom finding his porn, not his girlfriend.
We clear up the BREXIT for confused Americans wondering why the global economy is collapsing this time.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
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