But I sure as hell have tried!
I have a razr phone all tricked out with the hottest Halo 3 ringtones and backgrounds and, uhm, I have no friends. Hope this helps.
REVERSAL OF FORTUNE
You'd think he'd be More concerned about his mom finding his porn, not his girlfriend.
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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