But I sure as hell have tried!


I have a razr phone all tricked out with the hottest Halo 3 ringtones and backgrounds and, uhm, I have no friends. Hope this helps.


REVERSAL OF FORTUNE


You'd think he'd be More concerned about his mom finding his porn, not his girlfriend.


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