Does her boyfriend ejaculate battery acid or something?
There are only two people in the world who have read this post. One is the shut-in that has lost both her legs to diabetes, and the other is me. If you read this post, you'll be one of us. Don't do it!
It certainly doesn't make your brain bigger, that's for sure.
I go take a dump four times a day and I love it.
That's funny. You're funny. You're a funny guy.
I don't think you're penetrating too deep. They are hinting that you should take a shower.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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