Does her boyfriend ejaculate battery acid or something?
There are only two people in the world who have read this post. One is the shut-in that has lost both her legs to diabetes, and the other is me. If you read this post, you'll be one of us. Don't do it!
It certainly doesn't make your brain bigger, that's for sure.
I go take a dump four times a day and I love it.
That's funny. You're funny. You're a funny guy.
I don't think you're penetrating too deep. They are hinting that you should take a shower.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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