Does her boyfriend ejaculate battery acid or something?
There are only two people in the world who have read this post. One is the shut-in that has lost both her legs to diabetes, and the other is me. If you read this post, you'll be one of us. Don't do it!
It certainly doesn't make your brain bigger, that's for sure.
I go take a dump four times a day and I love it.
That's funny. You're funny. You're a funny guy.
I don't think you're penetrating too deep. They are hinting that you should take a shower.
Where is the TomTom Navigator now? 40.7 Latitude, -74 Longitude
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
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