Does her boyfriend ejaculate battery acid or something?
There are only two people in the world who have read this post. One is the shut-in that has lost both her legs to diabetes, and the other is me. If you read this post, you'll be one of us. Don't do it!
It certainly doesn't make your brain bigger, that's for sure.
I go take a dump four times a day and I love it.
That's funny. You're funny. You're a funny guy.
I don't think you're penetrating too deep. They are hinting that you should take a shower.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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