Pimpdaddy's Hood

Don't get your hopes up, the chances of an actual pimp posting on the site is close to nil.

I get all my pimping tips online.

Odds are these three are the whitest teenagers on the Internet.

Hey baby, I'm A+ certified. Let's hook up.

Rerrible roasting.

Pimps are nothing if not honest.

Relationship advice from "TATYANA" is a thing of legend.

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