Who doesn't want to shove the UN in their ass???
God doesn't care if you are gay or not, it's only when you fuck a guy in the ass that he doesn't like. See, there's a difference.
If illegal immigrants can't vote, and all welfare recipients are illegal immigrants, then you've already got what you wanted! I love happy endings.
Reagan is going to rise from the dead with his fucked up Alzheimer's brain and lead this country to prosperity again. It's fun to dream...
Leave the house to vote? But it's scary out there! Jesus, if people had the ability to vote online then Ron Paul really would be our next president.
Damn, where can I sign up for his newsletter?!
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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