Who doesn't want to shove the UN in their ass???
God doesn't care if you are gay or not, it's only when you fuck a guy in the ass that he doesn't like. See, there's a difference.
If illegal immigrants can't vote, and all welfare recipients are illegal immigrants, then you've already got what you wanted! I love happy endings.
Reagan is going to rise from the dead with his fucked up Alzheimer's brain and lead this country to prosperity again. It's fun to dream...
Leave the house to vote? But it's scary out there! Jesus, if people had the ability to vote online then Ron Paul really would be our next president.
Damn, where can I sign up for his newsletter?!
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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