Who doesn't want to shove the UN in their ass???


God doesn't care if you are gay or not, it's only when you fuck a guy in the ass that he doesn't like. See, there's a difference.


If illegal immigrants can't vote, and all welfare recipients are illegal immigrants, then you've already got what you wanted! I love happy endings.


Reagan is going to rise from the dead with his fucked up Alzheimer's brain and lead this country to prosperity again. It's fun to dream...


Leave the house to vote? But it's scary out there! Jesus, if people had the ability to vote online then Ron Paul really would be our next president.


Damn, where can I sign up for his newsletter?!


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