All psychics are full of shit because they would all be rich if they could really predict the future.

This guy with the dog avatar sure does post a lot.

I play Yu-Gi-Oh at recess every day.

Consoles are computers silly!

Maybe your third eye is farting.

Can you bend spoons?

Magic classes?

My guess is that many small parts of you will be ingested and digested by words.

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