Draw less attention.
Lumberjacks are manly men. How dare you sully the name of the lumberjack!
This is a noble cause.
That Ren Faire is just a bunch of no good Internet freaks!
You're an annoying shadow being.
It happens more often than you think.
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
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