Draw less attention.
Lumberjacks are manly men. How dare you sully the name of the lumberjack!
This is a noble cause.
That Ren Faire is just a bunch of no good Internet freaks!
You're an annoying shadow being.
It happens more often than you think.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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