Draw less attention.
Lumberjacks are manly men. How dare you sully the name of the lumberjack!
This is a noble cause.
That Ren Faire is just a bunch of no good Internet freaks!
You're an annoying shadow being.
It happens more often than you think.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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