The Veritas Academy
There's only one question I have about The Veritas Academy. How much mold is in the average Veritas poster's bathroom? I bet you it's a lot.
Yeah, now we're linking to you.
Around here they discover Atlantis every year. It's like an annual Atlantis finding party. It usually turns out to just be my neighbor's dog house but it's fun.
Those damn ducks should be shot.
You probably got your ass kicked.
Sit on the toilet for a while.
I do this all the time.
It would be like those wrestling matches where two wrestlers fight but then another wrestler appears and kicks both of their asses. I would say Joseph Stalin would come out and kick Hitler's and Saddam's asses.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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