I'm not into cutting off parts of babies' dicks or anything for any reason, but let's not kid ourselves. Foreskins are digusting.
The Jews control Hollywood and our dicks.
Apparently soap isn't part of the tugging process.
I often wake up at night screaming while clutching at my cock but for totally different reasons.
Haha you pee sitting down. You can restore your foreskin but you'll never restore your manhood!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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