I'm not into cutting off parts of babies' dicks or anything for any reason, but let's not kid ourselves. Foreskins are digusting.
The Jews control Hollywood and our dicks.
Apparently soap isn't part of the tugging process.
I often wake up at night screaming while clutching at my cock but for totally different reasons.
Haha you pee sitting down. You can restore your foreskin but you'll never restore your manhood!
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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