I'm not into cutting off parts of babies' dicks or anything for any reason, but let's not kid ourselves. Foreskins are digusting.


The Jews control Hollywood and our dicks.


Apparently soap isn't part of the tugging process.


I often wake up at night screaming while clutching at my cock but for totally different reasons.


Haha you pee sitting down. You can restore your foreskin but you'll never restore your manhood!


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