If you want to know how future partners will react to your restoration in-progress just imagine a door slamming in your face.
Any amount of tension exerted on your dick that isn't caused by a woman sucking on it is too much tension.
After much teasing from my wife, and by teasing I mean divorce.
It's my dream to restore my foreskin and my penis to its former glory. But I think I'll put it off until tommorrow.
8 months without tugging? B-b-b-b-but your foreskin... Don't let us down Borneo! Get tugging!
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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