If you want to know how future partners will react to your restoration in-progress just imagine a door slamming in your face.
Any amount of tension exerted on your dick that isn't caused by a woman sucking on it is too much tension.
After much teasing from my wife, and by teasing I mean divorce.
It's my dream to restore my foreskin and my penis to its former glory. But I think I'll put it off until tommorrow.
8 months without tugging? B-b-b-b-but your foreskin... Don't let us down Borneo! Get tugging!
Internment Camp Queens Caught Scamming Extra Servings Of Water And Laying Around All Day In Government-Provided Housing
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Two wonderful new games let you jump into meat grinders and walk into cactii.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons explained; Part 2!
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