If you want to know how future partners will react to your restoration in-progress just imagine a door slamming in your face.
Any amount of tension exerted on your dick that isn't caused by a woman sucking on it is too much tension.
After much teasing from my wife, and by teasing I mean divorce.
It's my dream to restore my foreskin and my penis to its former glory. But I think I'll put it off until tommorrow.
8 months without tugging? B-b-b-b-but your foreskin... Don't let us down Borneo! Get tugging!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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