If you want to know how future partners will react to your restoration in-progress just imagine a door slamming in your face.
Any amount of tension exerted on your dick that isn't caused by a woman sucking on it is too much tension.
After much teasing from my wife, and by teasing I mean divorce.
It's my dream to restore my foreskin and my penis to its former glory. But I think I'll put it off until tommorrow.
8 months without tugging? B-b-b-b-but your foreskin... Don't let us down Borneo! Get tugging!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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