Foreskin advocacy has reached a new low.
I have an even better idea. I've gotten great results by slamming my dick in the car door. I've got my foreskin back and then some!
This guy is the circumcised Walt Whitman.
I hate haiku and won't even write one ironically. Real men write sonnets.
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THE NEXT PAGE REALLY ISN'T WORKSAFE OR HOMESAFE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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