Foreskin advocacy has reached a new low.


I have an even better idea. I've gotten great results by slamming my dick in the car door. I've got my foreskin back and then some!


This guy is the circumcised Walt Whitman.


I hate haiku and won't even write one ironically. Real men write sonnets.


If you don't know the percentage of your glans you can force skin over buy our patented glans measuring device! Only $24.95!


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