Foreskin advocacy has reached a new low.
I have an even better idea. I've gotten great results by slamming my dick in the car door. I've got my foreskin back and then some!
This guy is the circumcised Walt Whitman.
I hate haiku and won't even write one ironically. Real men write sonnets.
If you don't know the percentage of your glans you can force skin over buy our patented glans measuring device! Only $24.95!
THE NEXT PAGE REALLY ISN'T WORKSAFE OR HOMESAFE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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