My god.

Internet dating is a perfectly good idea and nothing ever goes wrong.

Why would any guy call himself a stunt bitch?

You dumb fuckers play games so much that your bones are decomposing! Get off your ass and go outside! Fuck!

He's like some kind of ultra insane super nerd.

Seeing as how most of these guys would fuck their daughters anyway I don't see the problem here.

Holy fuck guys. This jerk asked me to write a feature for his dumb web page. Quick! Someone crop and resize a bunch of images of forum posts and write a bunch of shitty captions above them! I need this by tonight!

Hurry! My mom is coming up the stairs to make sure I'm asleep as we speak! She's gonna kill me! Oh shit here she is fuck!

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