Jump into traffic.

This guy has had a computer for roughly seven minutes.

Why do people like The Sims? It's another one of those stupid games that people use to fill some void in their life by playing it non-stop and pretending it's really themselves living happily ever after. Or, you know, they're just stupid.

Just another Sims faggot in a sea of losers.

Contact "hacker kite" three images up.

Hahaha.

I hate it when people say, "OMG HELP ME!!!" and don't even include the name of the shit hardware they are trying to get working. Yeah, thanks for that description of your problem guy, I'll be back in five minutes with a detailed solution.

ShXt the fXck up. YoX're a goddamn moron.

You too.

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