Hey guys please recommend a game to me. I can't think for myself. Money is no object. Just last week I crashed my Nissan Altima and my parents just bought me a new one. I'm so cool!

"neogamerdrew" is just trying too hard.

"Plastic Rat" is never one to hold things back.

The only people who care what video game systems and video games you have are morons who are as equally retarded as you.

Holy crap. This one can't be real. I didn't know anyone like this really existed!

Huh?

How many moderators does the off topic forum need anyway?

Everything you read on the internet is true.

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