Where's the forum for Oompa Loompas?
Aunt Flow baked us a delicious soup today. It was ever so good!
Let's not even get into the topic of children. These people should all be sterilized anyway.
I don't have any questions. Please get off my property.
Oh Luna Faye, what won't you believe?
Uhm...er... I have to, walk, over there now...
AND THEN I WRAPPED THE BITCH IN SOME CARPET AND THREW HER OFF A BRIDGE.
You know I learned something tonight. FAE-borns are really sensitive people who need our support. They may not be the most normal people in the world but gosh darnitt, they deserve our love and respect.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
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