Where's the forum for Oompa Loompas?

Aunt Flow baked us a delicious soup today. It was ever so good!

Let's not even get into the topic of children. These people should all be sterilized anyway.

I don't have any questions. Please get off my property.

Oh Luna Faye, what won't you believe?

Uhm...er... I have to, walk, over there now...

AND THEN I WRAPPED THE BITCH IN SOME CARPET AND THREW HER OFF A BRIDGE.

You know I learned something tonight. FAE-borns are really sensitive people who need our support. They may not be the most normal people in the world but gosh darnitt, they deserve our love and respect.

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Haha wierdos.

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