Jesus Christ, sucking cock isn't that hard. Even I know how to suck cock. Anybody can do it. It's not rocket science.

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"darkwraith" had this to say about the Jewish Conspiracy:

I would imagine so...

NO ONE CARES.

Yeah, like I'd take advice from a guy who plays Final Fantasy games for a living.

Hahahahahahaha.

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