They're called "dreams" buddy.
I'll bet you twenty bucks he's back in the crazy house within the week. Oh "skaran" will you ever learn?
Some "fairies" love kids a little too much.
Peter Jackson had a bitch of a time making those queer Tolkien films. He had to go to every nutjob fantasy group and make sure the film did not step on any fantasy wacko's toes. In fact, you know the scene where something happens to someone? Yeah before Peter Jackson edited that part something else happened to someone. I wouldn't know though. You couldn't pay me to see those horrible movies.
I say we just take all these nerd groups and send them to live and argue together on a deserted island somewhere. Unfortunately Moof has just informed me that they would eventually have sex and have super nerd children which would eventually devour the Earth. I don't see the downside though.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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