Well fly your ass to the store and pick me up some whiskey.

If I die I'm going to come back as a butterfly. No one ever suspects the butterfly.

One thing is for sure, these people all share the same memory of being teased in the sixth grade.

I hope her roommate uses that egg to make an omelette. I know I would. Pheonix omelettes are incredible.

Shut up and roll the dice already.

Anybody remember Dragonheart with Sean Connery? I'm sure this guy went apeshit over that film.

That sounds hot. I need to change my underwear. Be right back folks.

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