Well fly your ass to the store and pick me up some whiskey.
If I die I'm going to come back as a butterfly. No one ever suspects the butterfly.
One thing is for sure, these people all share the same memory of being teased in the sixth grade.
I hope her roommate uses that egg to make an omelette. I know I would. Pheonix omelettes are incredible.
Shut up and roll the dice already.
Anybody remember Dragonheart with Sean Connery? I'm sure this guy went apeshit over that film.
That sounds hot. I need to change my underwear. Be right back folks.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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