Well fly your ass to the store and pick me up some whiskey.
If I die I'm going to come back as a butterfly. No one ever suspects the butterfly.
One thing is for sure, these people all share the same memory of being teased in the sixth grade.
I hope her roommate uses that egg to make an omelette. I know I would. Pheonix omelettes are incredible.
Shut up and roll the dice already.
Anybody remember Dragonheart with Sean Connery? I'm sure this guy went apeshit over that film.
That sounds hot. I need to change my underwear. Be right back folks.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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