Elves like rabsberries. Film at 11.
I stopped reading this post when I realized there wasn't going to be any lesbian experimentation.
The only imaginary creatures anyone should be seeing are good old pink elephants. Oh pink elephant I love you.
"AngryAmish" knows his dragons.
I wonder if she has a boyfriend. I doubt it. Imagine coming home to this every night.
Something tells me that you're still a being of "enormous scope".
Keep in mind that these people are a non-profit organization. That means you have to take them seriously.
If you don't like it here then go back to Mars! I'm sick of these fucking illegal goddamn immigrants and their "This world doesn't speak to me bullshit." Well go back to your own fucking dimension and talk to the trees you dirty reincarnates! I'm tired of this shit.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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