Computer modification is the art of making your computer look as stupid as possible while maximizing the amount of time you waste doing it. The end result is sitting near your computer asking yourself why you don't have a girlfriend.
The flames make it go faster.
I'm pretty sure he'll quit this project within the minute.
This guy is a big hit with the ladies.
Poor computer. It looks like it's on dialysis.
Last I heard "ShoulderDaemon" was in six pieces strewn across his bedroom. God bless that man.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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