Computer modification is the art of making your computer look as stupid as possible while maximizing the amount of time you waste doing it. The end result is sitting near your computer asking yourself why you don't have a girlfriend.
The flames make it go faster.
I'm pretty sure he'll quit this project within the minute.
This guy is a big hit with the ladies.
Poor computer. It looks like it's on dialysis.
Last I heard "ShoulderDaemon" was in six pieces strewn across his bedroom. God bless that man.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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