Health Castle

The funniest thing about Health castle is probably it's name. I mean, come on, HEALTH CASTLE. Good thing it's also chock full of morons.

I think this woman is mistaken. See dear, when you have children it means you raise them, not eat them.

I will prescribe 90MG of CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE.

Just because you're taking massive amounts of Lipitor doesn't mean you can continue to take in massive amounts of bacon.

Judging by the rising problems of obesity in this country at the moment I don't think he's kidding.

The best cure for an upset stomach is a big dick in your mouth.

Well, don't you sweat?

Hahaha this is what comedy is all about folks. A dying grandma clinging on to her life for all it's worth. God bless America.

Unfortunately there is no way to stop the sounds. The only thing you can do is decide whether they are internal or external.

I used to eat Slim Jims because I thought they were weight loss beef jerky. Boy was my face red when the doctor told me I had two weeks to live.

Fortunately I was able to find a web site that contains just this kind of information:

A 13 year old (female) child who is 110.0 pounds and 5 feet and 4 inches tall, has a body mass index of 18.9, which is at the 52.6th percentile and is considered to be a healthy weight but too stupid to have found this web page on her own.

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