Haha their parents were always saying, "But I just bought you a plush doll, what happened to it?!"
The average age of a Something Awful staff member is 14.
God I hope no one found any.
They have the Internet in Iceland now?
Welp.
If I joined a forum and the first thing they said to me was, "Ohhh lunch!" I would, uhm, close the browser window I guess.
Yeah that would be pretty funny.
These furries are not only weird but horrible horrible people as well.
This Week on Something Awful...
How Dare You
How dare you not read this article. How dare you not click on it. What is wrong with you?
When Serial Killers Strike, Property Values Suffer
One man's struggle to save the housing market from unexpected murders.
The Lost Goon! (Part 2 of 2)
The images/GIFs in this series are funny even if you don't know/care who this guy is! Hell, I don't.
Address to the Supreme Council of the Illuminati Concerning Youtube User HolkHogan420
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
About This Column
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.
Previous Articles
- soFeminine.co.uk, Teen Pregnancy, and BYOB
- Anafriends, All Sex Advice, and The Worst Thread Ever
- LoveByrd and Donkey Kong Universe
- Doll War and BodyMod
- Nintendo Forums, Mad Philosophers, and Snafu
Suggested Articles
What's Hot
Popular Threads
The New [ask] a Copgoon Thread: Read the OP
Aegon targaryen is alive and will take back the throne in book 7
ITT we are a Crazy Taxi arcade cabinet at a movie theater
TNA iPmact is going to be Very Dumb for 4/17
rip all the people involved in the current police brutality
OGame: Wasting time at work since 2014. Brand new Server! ACS Enabled!
The Android phone is insanely large [Photographic Evidence]
Sex is like a race