Haha their parents were always saying, "But I just bought you a plush doll, what happened to it?!"
The average age of a Something Awful staff member is 14.
God I hope no one found any.
They have the Internet in Iceland now?
If I joined a forum and the first thing they said to me was, "Ohhh lunch!" I would, uhm, close the browser window I guess.
Yeah that would be pretty funny.
These furries are not only weird but horrible horrible people as well.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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