Haha their parents were always saying, "But I just bought you a plush doll, what happened to it?!"
The average age of a Something Awful staff member is 14.
God I hope no one found any.
They have the Internet in Iceland now?
Welp.
If I joined a forum and the first thing they said to me was, "Ohhh lunch!" I would, uhm, close the browser window I guess.
Yeah that would be pretty funny.
These furries are not only weird but horrible horrible people as well.
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I Cannot Continue to Review Mobile Games for a Network Funded by Vladimir Putin
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