Haha their parents were always saying, "But I just bought you a plush doll, what happened to it?!"

The average age of a Something Awful staff member is 14.

God I hope no one found any.

They have the Internet in Iceland now?


If I joined a forum and the first thing they said to me was, "Ohhh lunch!" I would, uhm, close the browser window I guess.

Yeah that would be pretty funny.

These furries are not only weird but horrible horrible people as well.

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