Thanks for the security update! I can now browse fat forums in peace.
Now it just got creepy... moreso.
I'm not sure you want to admit to filming your fellow students on the Internet.
It's the Urkle mobile but in a basketball. Okay.
Special thanks to Professor Booty, Quack, Liquid Penguins, most erotic flower, aegio, Dewgy, Apology, MyushiVerSCOOTY, Dash O Pepper, YouPube (who got probation for something, tsk tsk), Reading Owl, HulkaMatt, Dr. Dos, Bag of Glass, Nightwatch, National Bedwetter, big duck equals goose, Zorak, Tuxedo, Og Oggilby, Splintax, Jordan Hass, brnai, Posture_Pal, and vlad3277 for helping me spread Christianity in developing nations.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.