Someone called "Darkmanofshadows" has ass VD, why am I not surprised?

"Fnalis," he's calling you gay, bro.

No shit, "hsiaswhtgro." (If that is your real name.)

Sniper rifle kills any dude in one shot, so yeah, that.

Just drops that little factoid right out there in the open, nice.

"hujo" suffers from mood swings.

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