This is the largest sig in the world. It just keeps going...

...and going...

...and going. Go Harry Potter!

I can't imagine this person is experiencing all of those emotions after posting that message. Maybe some, but not all of them!

When you see a woman start knitting that's basically them saying, "I'm done with life."

Welcome to the Internet. We'll fix you right up.

In the vast scheme of things you problems really don't mean anything at all.

Either boys are unreliable or email is unreliable. Either way I'm sleeping good tonight.

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