This is the largest sig in the world. It just keeps going...
...and going. Go Harry Potter!
I can't imagine this person is experiencing all of those emotions after posting that message. Maybe some, but not all of them!
When you see a woman start knitting that's basically them saying, "I'm done with life."
Welcome to the Internet. We'll fix you right up.
In the vast scheme of things you problems really don't mean anything at all.
Either boys are unreliable or email is unreliable. Either way I'm sleeping good tonight.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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