Voodoo flying machines in the sky, people getting sick. The dots are practically connecting themselves, people.
What, they're too good to go door to door with baseball bats?
Don't forget about tomatoes and Santa!
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NASA TELEPHONE OREGANO = 666
BREAKFAST THUG DISCOVERY = 912
MAGIC LASER TRACTOR = 666 + 666 / (4y + 702) + birds
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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