Voodoo flying machines in the sky, people getting sick. The dots are practically connecting themselves, people.

What, they're too good to go door to door with baseball bats?

Don't forget about tomatoes and Santa!

Join a local motorcycle sex gang now before they all fill up!

NASA TELEPHONE OREGANO = 666
BREAKFAST THUG DISCOVERY = 912
MAGIC LASER TRACTOR = 666 + 666 / (4y + 702) + birds

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