Voodoo flying machines in the sky, people getting sick. The dots are practically connecting themselves, people.
What, they're too good to go door to door with baseball bats?
Don't forget about tomatoes and Santa!
Join a local motorcycle sex gang now before they all fill up!
NASA TELEPHONE OREGANO = 666
BREAKFAST THUG DISCOVERY = 912
MAGIC LASER TRACTOR = 666 + 666 / (4y + 702) + birds
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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