Voodoo flying machines in the sky, people getting sick. The dots are practically connecting themselves, people.
What, they're too good to go door to door with baseball bats?
Don't forget about tomatoes and Santa!
Join a local motorcycle sex gang now before they all fill up!
NASA TELEPHONE OREGANO = 666
BREAKFAST THUG DISCOVERY = 912
MAGIC LASER TRACTOR = 666 + 666 / (4y + 702) + birds
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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