Those darn jocks are up to their old tricks again! Somebody should send them a link to forum posts like this and then they're learn just how powerful the people messing with them are!
Somehow I doubt the truthfulness of the following post.
"Witchcraft Almost Kills Local Teenager: Police Officials Baffled"
What, curses don't have an "Undo" function? Stupid witches.
Oh good, a Jewish witch. This is just what the Internet needed.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.