Those darn jocks are up to their old tricks again! Somebody should send them a link to forum posts like this and then they're learn just how powerful the people messing with them are!
Somehow I doubt the truthfulness of the following post.
"Witchcraft Almost Kills Local Teenager: Police Officials Baffled"
What, curses don't have an "Undo" function? Stupid witches.
Oh good, a Jewish witch. This is just what the Internet needed.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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