Those darn jocks are up to their old tricks again! Somebody should send them a link to forum posts like this and then they're learn just how powerful the people messing with them are!

Somehow I doubt the truthfulness of the following post.

"Witchcraft Almost Kills Local Teenager: Police Officials Baffled"

What, curses don't have an "Undo" function? Stupid witches.

Oh good, a Jewish witch. This is just what the Internet needed.

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