If you're ever feeling blue, the Internet is a good place to vent your frustrations because whining about your life online always solves every problem!
Next Up From The "Maybe People Don't Like You Because You Type Like A Retard" Division:
Oh no! "Guest" is going to the dark side! He's decided enough is enough and he's gonna start breakin' legs and crackin' skulls! Everybody head for the hills!
Let's take a look at the exciting world of the gothic fashion industry! You know, because we all enjoy pain!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.