If you're ever feeling blue, the Internet is a good place to vent your frustrations because whining about your life online always solves every problem!
Next Up From The "Maybe People Don't Like You Because You Type Like A Retard" Division:
Oh no! "Guest" is going to the dark side! He's decided enough is enough and he's gonna start breakin' legs and crackin' skulls! Everybody head for the hills!
Let's take a look at the exciting world of the gothic fashion industry! You know, because we all enjoy pain!
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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