If you're ever feeling blue, the Internet is a good place to vent your frustrations because whining about your life online always solves every problem!

Next Up From The "Maybe People Don't Like You Because You Type Like A Retard" Division:

Oh no! "Guest" is going to the dark side! He's decided enough is enough and he's gonna start breakin' legs and crackin' skulls! Everybody head for the hills!

Let's take a look at the exciting world of the gothic fashion industry! You know, because we all enjoy pain!

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