If you're ever feeling blue, the Internet is a good place to vent your frustrations because whining about your life online always solves every problem!
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Oh no! "Guest" is going to the dark side! He's decided enough is enough and he's gonna start breakin' legs and crackin' skulls! Everybody head for the hills!
Let's take a look at the exciting world of the gothic fashion industry! You know, because we all enjoy pain!
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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