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Oh no! "Guest" is going to the dark side! He's decided enough is enough and he's gonna start breakin' legs and crackin' skulls! Everybody head for the hills!
Let's take a look at the exciting world of the gothic fashion industry! You know, because we all enjoy pain!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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