"yorrick" answers the question scientists have been wondering for years: "why do you wear black?" According to his studies, it's because "it's repels sunlight." Last time I checked, black absorbs sunlight you retarded ass.

Hey, who here is attracted to Christmas claymation? I know I am!

The trials and tribulations of the gothic lifestyle are occasionally too much to handle. Oh woe!


If you are a Russian lesbian rivethead goth, this will undoubtedly appeal to you. According to our demographics, that's an awful lot of our readers!

"DAKOTA" is black! Er, back! No wait, I meant black.

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