"yorrick" answers the question scientists have been wondering for years: "why do you wear black?" According to his studies, it's because "it's repels sunlight." Last time I checked, black absorbs sunlight you retarded ass.
Hey, who here is attracted to Christmas claymation? I know I am!
The trials and tribulations of the gothic lifestyle are occasionally too much to handle. Oh woe!
DURAN DURAN IS NOT GOTH YOU MORON.
If you are a Russian lesbian rivethead goth, this will undoubtedly appeal to you. According to our demographics, that's an awful lot of our readers!
"DAKOTA" is black! Er, back! No wait, I meant black.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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