"yorrick" answers the question scientists have been wondering for years: "why do you wear black?" According to his studies, it's because "it's repels sunlight." Last time I checked, black absorbs sunlight you retarded ass.
Hey, who here is attracted to Christmas claymation? I know I am!
The trials and tribulations of the gothic lifestyle are occasionally too much to handle. Oh woe!
DURAN DURAN IS NOT GOTH YOU MORON.
If you are a Russian lesbian rivethead goth, this will undoubtedly appeal to you. According to our demographics, that's an awful lot of our readers!
"DAKOTA" is black! Er, back! No wait, I meant black.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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