"yorrick" answers the question scientists have been wondering for years: "why do you wear black?" According to his studies, it's because "it's repels sunlight." Last time I checked, black absorbs sunlight you retarded ass.
Hey, who here is attracted to Christmas claymation? I know I am!
The trials and tribulations of the gothic lifestyle are occasionally too much to handle. Oh woe!
DURAN DURAN IS NOT GOTH YOU MORON.
If you are a Russian lesbian rivethead goth, this will undoubtedly appeal to you. According to our demographics, that's an awful lot of our readers!
"DAKOTA" is black! Er, back! No wait, I meant black.
Ariana Grande? No way! Here's a podcast that looks squarely at Ariana Grande and says, ‘No way!’
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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