"yorrick" answers the question scientists have been wondering for years: "why do you wear black?" According to his studies, it's because "it's repels sunlight." Last time I checked, black absorbs sunlight you retarded ass.
Hey, who here is attracted to Christmas claymation? I know I am!
The trials and tribulations of the gothic lifestyle are occasionally too much to handle. Oh woe!
DURAN DURAN IS NOT GOTH YOU MORON.
If you are a Russian lesbian rivethead goth, this will undoubtedly appeal to you. According to our demographics, that's an awful lot of our readers!
"DAKOTA" is black! Er, back! No wait, I meant black.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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